Monday, November 14, 2016

Beagles and Other Canines



I read the novel Is Fat Bob Dead Yet? by Stephen Dobyns recently. I knew nothing about the author prior to reading Is Fat Bob Dead Yet? but I was looking for a who-dunnit that I could breeze through on my quest to read 50 books again this year. I don't know if this one is representative of most of his work or not, but it's certainly a different type of murder mystery than I'm used to. Not that that's a bad thing. It's an entertaining book but certainly nothing like the Robert B. Parker novels I've read. Maybe more like Carl Hiaasen. But this isn't a review of Is Fat Bob Dead Yet?, it's just the set-up for the following paragraph:

Beagles don't care if you're no longer beautiful. They don't care if the great expectations you had as an eighteen-year-old knockout have become spilled jam pots on the dusty roads of life. That's why we like beagles and other canines: love and loyalty are more important to them than truth. You tell your dog you can walk on water and it will lick your hand. Its only fear is of being left behind, locked up, shut in the doghouse when you go to a fancy-dress ball or simply go shopping. Otherwise you're gravy.

Explains it rather well, don't you think? Also, I just finished book number 47. It feels like I'm coming down with something so I might spend more time in the big chair reading rather than working in the shop the next few days. I would like to finish up the sidecar fender before it gets too cold, however. I've got most of the planishing done and it looks pretty nice. I was going to give it a once over with the DA sander but I'm out of sandpaper for it. I'll either order some in or see what they've got at one of the auto parts stores around here if I feel like venturing out.

7 comments:

Kevin Kaluf said...

Only at 32 books :-(

Shop Teacher Bob said...

Being semi-retired does give me an advantage - that plus no 500 pagers.

Traveling Pirate said...

I love Carl Hiaasen. Moreover, I love Skink!

Shop Teacher Bob said...

Just recently finished Razor Girl by Hiaasen - the man has quite the imagination.

Traveling Pirate said...

I finished that recently too. I was disappointed that Skink didn't show up but it was a fun read nonetheless. Also, all the lunch time talks about Sisyphus paid off today. I'm pretty sure my knowledge of Sisyphus, the allegory of the cave, and genotypes vs phenotypes made my doc fall a little bit in love with me today. Unfortunately, I'd not read Albert Camus but I've got 8 weeks before my next appointment to get that done.

Shop Teacher Bob said...

In addition to the Myth of Sisyphus, I've read The Stranger and The Plague. I should probably read them again to fully understand them. Those of us who've taught in a high school fully understand the fate of Sisyphus, however. Maybe I'll concentrate my reading next year on existential things rather than cheap who-dunnits. I'm afraid that might take me back to Robert Persig, however. Don't think I want to try that one again. I wouldn't mind re-reading Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon. Nothing like a good philosophical travel-log. Likewise, Walk Across America by Peter Jenkins.

When you finish Camus you might want to read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse. Of course after Camus, you might want to stick with the likes of Hiaasen.

Traveling Pirate said...

I started Siddhartha once but never got very far. Frankly, the election has me craving dystopian novels and I'm debating re-reading 1984 and Fahrenheit 451. Then again, maybe that's not a good idea.